WHY are all gender neutral baby clothes white? Do you not know what a baby IS? Or what a baby DOES? why do all colors have to be for a specific...
"how did you hear about this occupation?" desperate google searches at 3am
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS